and each episode title was like the Harry Potter series:
Episode 1: Izaya Orihara and that time I stomped out a bad guy’s cigarette.
Epidode 2: Izaya Orihara and that time everyone found out I was an asshole.
Episode 3: Izaya Orihara and the day I stopped the bullies
Episode 4: Izaya Orihara and that time I asked a Dullahan if she knew what a Dullahan was.
Episode 5: Izaya Orihara and the day I pretended to be all nice and visited this girl in the hospital whom I had a direct hand in putting there in the first place.
Episode 6: Izaya Orihara and why the fuck shouldn’t I pick up some random passed out kid’s phone that was ringing? What do you take me for?
Episode 7: Izaya Orihara and oh look Shizu-chan is happy for once. Better fix that.
Episode 8: Izaya Orihara and that time my sisters were looking for Shizuo’s little brother.
Episode 9: Izaya Orihara and the day I found out Namie Yagiri has incestuous tendencies.
Episode 10: Izaya Orihara and that time I VROOM VROOOOOOOMMMM
Episode 11: Izaya Orihara and I WAS FUCKING RIGHT ABOUT MIKADO.
Episode 12: Izaya Orihara and I won’t tell aaannnyyyoonnneee that you’re the leader of the Dollars. Except for maybe like a lot of people.
Episode 13: Izaya Orihara and ‘bet you didn’t know I speak Russian.
Episode 14: Izaya Orihara and that time I gave Celty tea even though I know she doesn’t have a head.
Episode 15: Izaya Orihara and oops time for cartoons get this reporter outta here we’re learning shapes today!
Episode 16: Izaya Orihara and the night Shizu-chan came to visit.
Episode 17: Izaya Orihara and oh by the way most of the shit that just went down is totally my doing.
Episode 18: Izaya Orihara and that time I almost set my apartment on fire.
Episode 19: Izaya Orihara and *type type type* *giggle giggle* *type type type*
Episode 20: Izaya Orihara and the time I kept my promise and didn’t tell anyone that Mikado is the leader of the Dollars. Except his best friend.
Episode 21: Izaya Orihara and let’s watch this girl get kidnapped and possibly killed from the comfort of my living room.
Episode 22: Izaya Orihara and hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Episode 23: Izaya Orihara and that time Shizu-chan got shot. *fans self*
Episode 24: Izaya Orihara and ow, my face.